If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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