Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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