Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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