Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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