Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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