i don't like sucking hair
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
