So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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