I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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