..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I just found puke in my bra..
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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