Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
