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you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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