White coat. Heels.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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