Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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