I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
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