Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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