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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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