Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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