You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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