i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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