i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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