All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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