You can't special order awesome
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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