Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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