He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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