are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
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