never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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