at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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