I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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