No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Houston, we have a blender
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Randomize
