I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
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Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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