Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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