i barfeds in our rink
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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