i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
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