matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
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