:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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