the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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