bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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