can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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