Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
there is puke in my bra ... again
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