Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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