Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.

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(801): View more from Utah

If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.

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(251): View more from Alabama

I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed

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(256): View more from Alabama

I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.

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(252): View more from North Carolina

I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship

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(843): View more from South Carolina

great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.

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(858): View more from California

I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha

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(424): View more from California

He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.

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(917): View more from New York City

Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.

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