I just made out with a guy for $7.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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