I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Randomize
