On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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