I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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