I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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