My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Randomize
