It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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