I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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