Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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