on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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