My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
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