Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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