Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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