next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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